Is Obama planning to kill grandma? Probably not, unless grandma is Afghani or Pakistani, and the murder weapon is an aerial drone. Or maybe you consider capitulation to private health insurance companies in health care reform an indirect way of killing grandma, given that the true death panels are the ones convened by those companies to deny coverage to, among other people, some grandmas.
But another industry that the Obama industry is busy capitulating to—Wall Street—has figured out another way to profit from grandma's death: securitizing her life insurance. Here's how it works, according to an article in today's New York Times: Investment banks would give policy-holders cash for their policies, which would then be securitized and bundled as "life settlements" (with fees going to the bundlers), sold, traded, resold—just the way subprime mortgages were. And there are similar possibilities for fraud and conflict of interest as with the complex derivatives that played such a big role in the current financial crisis. The most striking aspect of this new scheme, though, is that it bets against grandma: "The earlier the policyholder dies, the bigger the return—though if people live longer than expected, investors could get poor returns or even lose money."
Hat-tip to Mike P., who points out: "The article gets better the farther you read. It's like a description of the mortgage bubble written before it happened. You can picture gangs of insurance salesmen ripping through elderly housing complexes, badgering old deaf people to sell their life policies. On the first page of the link, to the left of the article, is a fascinating graph showing that 'the market for mortgage securities has shrunk to less than a fifth of its peak size'—a picture of a bubble."
Read the full article.
